Score: 10

"Conclusion"

submission: There She Is!! final step

date: December 23, 2008

A perfect ending to a beautiful series. Good job.

Score: 10

"HELLO"

submission: An Internet Animation.

date: November 21, 2008

I LIKE THIS ANIMATION, THIS INTERNET ANIMATION MADE IN FLASH. THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS FLASH ANIMATION ON THE INTERNET. THAT YOU MADE IN FLASH. THIS IS AN EXCELLENT INTERNET ANIMATION FLASH ON THE INTERNET.

Score: 8

"Fortune but no fame"

submission: SuperManager

date: April 29, 2007

I millionaire'd on March 30th, 2008, but the high score site was down and I didn't get added. Doh.

The dd/mm/yyyy format for product expiration is somewhat disorienting. Otherwise, a very well crafted but somewhat dull simulation game.

Score: 7

"Partial solution"

submission: The Impossible Quiz

date: March 21, 2007

1:4 2:tincan 3:K.O 4:click "the answer" 5:put mouse on dot, move outside flash and around to other dot 6:shallots 7: elephant 8:"ok", below the "E" 9:up-right 10:teeth 11:n 12:dot above "i" 13:f'taang 14:torch 15:spell "horse" 16:h 17:hammer 18:click question # 19:blue orange green green yellow 20: seal! 21:up-left 22:+1 skip 23:bran 24:click "v" in lives 25:shoe 26:arse 27:28 28:abun 29:mayo 30:follow path w/ mouse 31:woof x3 32:babycham 33:7 34:move mouse off screen and wait 35:wait 36:walk 37:any 38:mary rose 39:cylin 40:right click and mouse over menu 41:afro 42:42 above "e" in lives 43:tom cruise 44:drag numbered puzzle piece, click circle in fish-shape 45:up-right 46:omgf 47:put mouse on the tip of bottle's pointer, wait and click 48:snaaaake! 49:slapp-me-do 50:o.k. 51:click repeatedly 52:third 53:pa 54:20cm 55:upper-right 56:blue red blue yellow 57:one? 58:pie 59:repeatedly click face 60:y/n depending on 59 61:thumb 62:moss 63:filth 64:egg 65:click "largest" 66:click "!" 67:arsonist 68:pet cat w/mouse 69:69 70:anus 71:click green 72:center, above "i" in lives 73:up-right 74:no one 75:wait w/mouse below question number, quickly click "escape" 76:sugar honey honey 77:77 78:four 79:skip 80:filthy 81:rub rod up&down 82:click all nails 83:dyslexic 84:avoid rocks, wait at bottom for star 85:loved 86:prince 87:. hidden next to question number 88:repeatedly click leg 89:blindness 90:nonce 91:screw this

This game really needs some kind of resume function, to let you go back to the last question you've answered with a factor of 10 or 25. Figuring out the answers is fun, but clicking through 90 questions/minigames that you've already answered for just 10 seconds to ponder the solution to an obscure, unskippable puzzle isn't. If I could resume from question 75, for instance, it might be more bearable.

Score: 10

"Now *this* is a rhythm game"

submission: Metal Freaks Xtreme 2+

date: February 21, 2007

Professional, all around A+ material. My only complaint is that it's giving me an "E" on hyper "Hunting High" for 75% yet giving a "A" for 70% on hyper "Dilated", but otherwise it's as close to perfect as you can get with Flash.

Score: 5

"Good graphical design, bad everything else"

submission: Weezer Jam Session

date: February 21, 2007

How to score 1,000,000 or more points: start a song, right click the flash and wait for a note to come up. Click "play" right before the note, then use "back" or "forward" to line the note up. Hold down the corresponding key. Whee!

The beat is completely off on the first song and only vaguely fitting in the second. It's possible to hit the same note multiple times, and if three keys are too difficult to master, you can press all of them at the same time. It's too easy, the music is annoying, and is really no more than a simple trinket with a fancy interface.

Score: 6

"Awesome"

submission: FPS in Real Life 3

date: August 26, 2006

Now we just need to have a Newgrounds viewer go reenact this in real life, so as to justify the Republican "video games are murder simulators" stance. Perhaps the next one could be done in a school setting?

.....

Anyhow, to beat the dead horse, it's spiffy this was done in Flash but it's lacking on many fronts. A commercial grade shooter would employ multiple green screen overlays to achieve seemless gameplay; this, on the other hand, is essentially a video clip with a pointer, where clicking on a given portion of the screen acts like a button to advance it. As has been said before, it's obvious we're shooting the same person over and over, there's no way to lose, and the hit detection is less than ideal. Blue Shirt Kid is immune to multiple groin shots yet a slug to the arm kills him -- not that being dead stops him from wiggling around on the ground. Most annoying of all, the player character obviously has no concept of close quarters combat strategy. He waltzes out into the open portion of the room and checks out insignificant details, leaving his back exposed to the world. "Cover? What's that?"

But yeah, an interesting concept.

Score: 6

"Gross"

submission: The Ultimate Orgy

date: August 8, 2006

As much as I want to give this a low score, the animation quality is simply too high and it is kind of funny in a demented way...damn you.

Score: 9

"Cave Story"

submission: Arfenhouse Teh Movie 6

date: August 8, 2006

7/5 for the Cave Story reference...that's exactly what I did on my first run through the bonus level.

Otherwise, yeah, front page material. It didn't make me laugh my ass off the same way as the Final Fantasy episode, but still leaps and bounds above the typical Portal submission.

Score: 1

"Tsk"

submission: Red-Head Hentai

date: July 11, 2006

Wow, you embedded a low quality clip of a hentai movie you didn't make in a disproportionately large Flash document, and didn't even bother to change the background color, add playback buttons, or slap on a preloader. You must be incredibly proud of yourself.